Another Maid of Time in Prospit

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

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imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

(Source: becca-morley, via cockmelody)

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

(Source: untrustyou, via cockmelody)

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

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doctorwho:

bbcamerica:

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT.

Tonight’s a big night on BBC America. The evening kicks off with the long-awaited SEASON 2 PREMIERE of Orphan Black at 9/8c. Follow the Orphan Black Tumblr and Orphan Black Twitter for the live Twitter and Tumblr of the premiere.

At 10/9c, stay tuned for the GLOBAL PREMIERE of The Real History of Science Fiction - we’ll be tweeting and tumblr-ing from BBC America.

And at 11/10c watch a brand new episode of The Graham Norton Show premieres with the cast of The Amazing Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield. Emma Stone and Jamie Foxx.

It’s a BIG night. Did we mention that already?

Raising the signal boost for an awesome night on BBC America.

Firstly at 9/8c is the premiere of a new season of Orphan Black. If you haven’t joined #Clone Club yet, you should. Here’s the trailer. We also highly recommend following the Orphan Black Tumblr. (Hi OBTumblr!)

At 10/9c is the premiere of The Real History of Science Fiction with SO MANY Doctor Who peeps! It’s narrated by Mark Gatiss and features Steven Moffat, David Tennant, Karen Gillan & Neil Gaiman as well as other fantastic people like William Shatner, Nathan Fillion and Zoe Saldana. Click here to read more about it on BBCAmerica.com.

And then things get spidey on Graham Norton. It’s going to be a really great night.

jaimelann:

So I bought this book because it actually produces some really great prompts. If you ever need any ideas for an au or something original holler at me I’ll dial you up one of these.

(Source: sgtjbarnes, via cockmelody)

“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.”

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

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hexgoddess:

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hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

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artbymegs:

I feel like this should be pretty self-explanatory. I’m drawing these for a zine at my college (and they have a tumblr! lips-appstate.tumblr.com!), but submissions are due today, so they’re a bit more rushed than I would have liked.

I tried to be inclusive and not-shitty. Hopefully I succeeded at that. There are more of these I’d like to draw, but like I said, time limitations :P

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virtuallysmutstuck:

Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.

(via ikimaru)

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

(Source: avengersmarvelworld, via anewweapon)

earthandanimals:

reallythisguyles:

iamlucyspet:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

watch this

My frozen heart melts a little. How sweet!

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wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

(via anewweapon)