Another Maid of Time in Prospit

clientsfromhell:

Client: About that illustration - cancel it.

Me: Cancel it?

Client: Yes, I want it canceled.

Me: I can’t cancel it, it’s already done. You can ask for changes, though. What didn’t you like about it? What do you wish to change?

Client: I’m simply not going to use it, so I’m not going to pay.

Me: You may choose not to use it, but you signed a contract so you must pay.

Client: Cancel the contract then. 

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agntskye:

No sympathy for parents who hurt their disabled children. No sympathy. 

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So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

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chiwandering:

For a great man has fallen. A warrior. A chieftain. A father. A friend.

Why the everlong fuck is Astrid smiling.

(Source: takeemdownbabe, via rennoii)

fandomsandfeminism:

greensquad9:

c0l0rsandcar0usels:

prochoicebecausefuckoff:

fandomsandfeminism:

nireblue:

fandomsandfeminism:

The difference between bisexuality and pansexuality: a powerpoint guide. 

(updated) 

… but….why put the my little ponies in there…….

1. Because they match the color scheme of the pride flags 

2. I like ponies. 

3. It reenforces the light and cheerful tone of the overall powerpoint. 

This is probably one of the best and least offensive/erasing guides out there and people are complaining about the ponies.

Fucksake. 

This is important

Sorry if I offend anyone put I would just like to say these are labels I don’t believe in. Honestly everyone is just sexual and humanity will fuck just about anything the fact that we have to label ourselves such as gay straight or any of that is ridiculous. Just admit you like sex and go on with ur life who cares what u like to fuck just fuck

Why would you even add this to this post?  How completely oblivious do you have to be about the importance of community and validation, about the role that heteronormativity, monosexisim, biphobia, panphobia, and homophobia play in our culture?  

You literally took a post about two groups of people who are routinely discriminated against by being told that we are “just confused” and are “just trying to get attention” and “don’t really exist” and LITERALLY SAID that you DONT BELIVE our sexuality exists? That we’re “ridiculous” and “who even cares”? 

Are you seriously? Because yes. That is offensive. 

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

(Source: methmaker, via retortic)

elderleaves:

paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention

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ludgatess:

I feel like this gifset is missing someone important:

(Source: sheoing, via cockmelody)

meltesh28:


hey bud! 

why is animating in perspective so hard ;-; 

meltesh28:

hey bud! 

why is animating in perspective so hard ;-; 

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